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Back!

Posted by – 27 May, 2011

Hello, reading several. I hope you’ve enjoyed not feeling obliged to skim my blog posts so they’ll mark as read in Reader! Sorry, but I’m about to start posting again.

Here’s are some examples of things wot I have dun that I might have written about on here if I’d been writing anything on here:

- I’ve painted a fair few individual miniatures, mostly as gifts. I have learned that two-brush blending is brill. When Tims get gift miniatures they make compliments that sound like insults then backtrack awkwardly, engendering chuckles.

- I’ve read a book or two. I can thoroughly recommend “The Hippopotamus” by Stephen Fry to just about anyone. Although I should mention it’s quite rude, so have a care before suggesting it to anyone upset by rude activities.

- I’ve lost some weight. I can now wear some trousers which, last August, I could not have put on without chancing public indecency if I walked fast or sat down.

- I’ve played some computer games. The Witcher 2 is amazing, in that I was amazed by how awful it is. Perhaps I’m naive and should not be amazed by this sort of thing, but sometimes I am.

- I’ve gained some fitness. Recently I did two pull-ups! Can you imagine? I hope you can. It isn’t a difficult thing to imagine.

Exciting, isn’t it chums?

Primus! Secundus! Report!

Posted by – 17 September, 2010

Look at this:

Woof!

That’s all I’ve managed, Secundus-wise, this week. The reason being: I’ve been trying to learn a clever miniature painting technique called two-brush blending. One brush plonks some paint on the model, the other is used to push and pull it around to create beautifully smooth gradients that would otherwise take a stupid number of individual layers. Proper artists do this sort of thing all the time, but they have the advantage of a longer, better documented technical history and *much* longer drying times in which to play with the paint.

Look what I did to a poor spare tank trying to get this business straight:

The wonky blending is more in evidence on the top, but I didn't think of that.

On the plus side, Project Primus continues apace. The scales are definitely reading lower, day on day. I even managed one whole chin-up yesterday, and I think my arms might stop hating me for it some time next week. Sometime next week, as well, I will attempt to explain the curiously specific goals of Project Primus.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to pack for a motorbike trip and decide what to wear. Sartorially speaking, biking in winter is something of a gamble. Not helped, I’ll admit, by my idiotic purchase of a pair of bike trousers which aren’t waterproof or warm without an extremely bulky thermal/waterproof lining. I will leave you to marvel at the notion of a british company imagining that it only rains when it is also cold.

Gonzo Didacticist: A New Hope

Posted by – 28 August, 2010

Hello everyone. I am Dave and this is me:

Picture courtesy of Stasi and her camera and Picasa

As you can see, I am a radical dude. I am also an enormous (in at least two senses) nerd (in just the one) – which will become abudantly clear very shortly.

Of course, if you are reading this the odds are you already know me, but it’s only polite to cover this sort of thing  for the uninitiated. I am, after all, the first google.co.uk hit for “gonzo didacticist”, and people must search for that all the time.

Where was I? Oh yes: I’ve finally come up with a purpose for this blog!

In common with most people, I am very good at getting interested in a project. I’m even, these days, pretty good at starting them. I am, however, utterly rubbish at keeping them up. I’ve found recently that having targets and a solid routine help marvellously, but I’m arse at sticking to them without accountability. By which I mean, unless I’ve told people I’m going to do something (most especially if they are relying on me) I tend not to get it done. Can you see where this is going?

I’m going to use this blog to set myself weekly or biweekly goals regarding some things I really do want to just get on with, but have been shabby at doing so. Posts about each to follow immediately!

Weight Loss, Part Deux

Posted by – 20 May, 2010

I’ve lost about two kilos in the last eight months, so there really isn’t much to report.

I’ll log things here when I try again, I think.

Sorry,  all three of you who went to the trouble of subscribing.

How I Lost (Nearly) Two Kilos In (Roughly) Three Months (Part One)

Posted by – 13 October, 2009

My buddy Khal recently posted an article about his phenomenally successful weight loss campaign. It’s impressive stuff, and testament to his good sense that he’s managed to lose so much weight in so little time while remaining fit and healthy. It’s inspired me to write about my ongoing attempts to get reasonably fit. It isn’t a success story in the same sense Khal’s is, but it’s certainly not a failure yet – which is something.

For about as long as I can remember I’ve been overweight. According to the BMI scale I should be about eighty kilos at most, and I’ve been between twenty and fifty kilos heavier than that since records began (about ten years ago). Interestingly, unlike many a perennial porker, I’ve never found my mass mysterious: I eat more and/or exercise less than my thinner friends, and eat less and/or exercise more than my fatter friends.

Last year I picked up a knee injury during a judo class and had to deal with two months of limited mobility. This period of forced inactivity segued nicely into a period of habitual inactivity, and I put on enough weight that I decided (not for the first time) to do something about it.

About six months ago I bought a bicycle with the intention of riding it at least three times a week. For a while I went out every day, then three times a week, then I started to lose track of how many rides I’d missed. Eventually I got discouraged with the whole thing and, while I was slightly less unfit than before, stopped bothering to go for a ride more than about once a week.

Over most of this July I mused on the matters of weight loss and getting fit, and gradually built a list of criteria. For the sake of clarity I should point out that I never wrote any of this down, but the following is a fair approximation of my thought process:

I wanted to lose weight to look better, be healthier and to relieve stress on my knee, which was (and is) still healing. But I also wanted to be able to enjoy sports like judo and climbing without collapsing in a wheezing mess, and I wanted to have more energy day-to-day, so the following went on the list:

  • I want to get fit, not just lose weight

Which meant I needed to exercise substantially more. Historically, I’ve lacked cardiovascular fitness – which is exactly what you need for burning off fat quickly; but I’d need to be strong as well for any of my preferred activities. However, I definitely didn’t want to risk re-injuring my knee. So we get:

  • I need cardiovascular exercise
  • I need strength training
  • Whatever exercise I do cannot be bad for my knees, or risk injuring them

Exercise is all very well and good, of course, but it’s safe to say I wouldn’t be forty kilos overweight without a fairly substantial tendency towards overeating. However, I’d need good enough nutrition to benefit from the extra exercise, so:

  • I need to reduce my daily calorie intake
  • I need to maintain correct nutrition

My bicycle experiment taught me that having short-term goals motivates me enormously, but that if I don’t make the effort to track them I become confused and, eventually, discouraged.

  • I must make sure to include specific goals for all changes I make, to keep my motivation high
  • I will track my adherence to these goals

I also decided that I didn’t want a repeat of my previous pattern of losing considerable weight, then putting it back on again as soon as I stopped paying attention or felt like using my time differently. So my plan had to be sustainable long term:

  • The plan must be flexible, so that I can change specifics while still achieving my goals
  • The plan must encourage good habits, so it becomes easier to follow over time, instead of harder
  • The plan musn’t be so demanding that it can’t be maintained through busy periods, nor so intense that I can only bear it short-term

This is getting to be a fairly weighty post, so I’ll leave it here for now. Part two will have the plan I finally settled on, and how it’s going so far!